Are we in a gay sports bar?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
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If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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