I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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