I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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