you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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