You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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