I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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