He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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