I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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