how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
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Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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