I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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