He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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