yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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