i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I just want to make out with him forever
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
COCAINE IS GR8
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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