he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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