I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
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You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
My vagina is officially offended.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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