Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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