"it" just moved
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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