id be glad to
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
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and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
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it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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