walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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