First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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