Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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