Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
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She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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