That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
There r osticjed everywhere
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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