Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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