I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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