Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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