I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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