yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
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So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
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You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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