My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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