You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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