Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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