Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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