just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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