i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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