question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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