I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
