I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
