He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
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I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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