So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Little spoons don't ask big questions
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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