So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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