I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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