Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
smell my finger.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Someone signed my nipple.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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