god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
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It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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