I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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