so that wasnt chicken after all
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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