The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
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I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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