oh god the rape fog is back!
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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