omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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