i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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