i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
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