He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Randomize