I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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