I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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