Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
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He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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