69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
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No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
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He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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