You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
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Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.