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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Dude i fell asleep inside of her

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  thats awesome

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  why im i the only drunk person in the library?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma

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