dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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