Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE