No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
We had to coat check the pizza.
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Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize