It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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