Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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